优秀情人/吴宏鹏（赵金基译）

程思良

优秀情人
文/吴宏鹏  赵金基译

　　我是个优秀的情人。
　　我是三号的情人。
　　请你别费太多的心思在“三号”这个称呼上，这没什么，真的，一点儿也没什么，之所以称他为三号，就如一些媒体上的“刘某一”、“王某二”这类称呼一样，说白了，就是为了不侵犯隐私权。我很爱很爱他，没有他，日子不知应该怎么过，没有他，我的人生将毫无意义。三号也这样对我说过，他说，我是他心目中的女神。
　　我知道，这是因为我的身体，我的青春，还有，我的床上功夫，这一切，是我，作为一名优秀情人的本钱。算了，就不细述了，以免有王婆卖瓜之嫌，总之，你也看到了，在他的爱情和金钱的双重滋润下，我是“越长越迷人”了。
　　可惜，不到一年光景，三号就因贪污等许多罪名而锒铛入狱了。
　　还记得我开头说的那句话吗？我是个优秀的情人——这话可是有含义的哦。
　　其实，我也是二号的情人，这回明白了吧！
　　三号的一切都是我捅出去的，这是二号的主意。我很爱很爱二号，没有他，日子不知应该怎么过，没有他，我的人生将毫无意义。他也这么对我说过。
　　说到这里，我想，你该想到一个问题了：编号。没错！有三号二号，必然就有一号，我不想卖关子了，事情就如你所预料的，亦如一号所计划的，用不了一年，二号也落马了，我又回到了一号身边。我真的很爱很爱一号，没有他，日子不知应该怎么过，没有他，我的人生将毫无意义。他也这样对我说过，他说，我是他心中的唯一。
　　有件事你应该没想到：后来，一号也被我捅出去了。

　　The huntress
　　by Wu Hongpeng

　　No.3 loved me, and I loved him too.
　　Why No.3? Just like “Some Liu” or “Some Wang” the media used to be less offensive, I meant not to expose his privacy. I loved him very very much indeed. Without him, I would have been lost and my life would have been meaningless. No.3 knew that and he said I was his Goddess.
　　No.3 loved me, because I was young, hot, and good in bed, and I knew what I had had. Anyway, with his love and his money, I was growing more and more intriguing.
　　But, in less than a year, No. 3 was charged with corruption and many other crimes. He was thrown into prison.
　　I betrayed No.3, because I fell in love with No.2. I loved him very very much indeed. Without him, I would have been lost and my life would have been meaningless. No.2 knew that, and in less than a year, he also ended up in prison.
　　Just as you could imagine, and as No.1 had schemed, I finally came to No.1. I loved him very very much indeed. Without him, I would have been lost and my life would have been meaningless. No.1 knew that and he said I was the only one in his heart.
　　Then I betrayed No.1. Believe it or not!

　　(Translated by Zhao Jinji)

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