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休假/ XIEBG(赵金基译)

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休假/ XIEBG
  
  “嘟......”
  “嘀......”
  王晓玲女士望着车窗外两边的汽车发呆。
  “妈!怎么还没到啊?”儿子不停地催问。开车的爸爸无奈地掏出打火机,点燃一支香烟。
  “又抽!呛死人!”王晓玲抢白丈夫。“爸!您看!”儿子指着右前方出现的空当。爸爸急忙猛打方向盘。“砰”地一声闷响,车身拦腰被撞了一个结实。
  “哇......”儿子吓得倒在妈妈怀里。丈夫跳下车,绕到对方车旁。对方小车的保险杠插入自己的小车,破碎的车灯歪斜地耷拉着脑袋,玻璃撒了一地。
  “你是怎么开的车!” 王晓玲的丈夫先发制人。
  “先生!你问问自己!”
  “咳......”对方小车后座传来一阵熟悉的咳嗽声,探头往里一望:人事部长呆板的脸拉得老长。
  “不......不知道......是......是您的座驾!对不起!”王晓玲的丈夫连声道歉。
  “你说咋办吧?”对方司机威胁道。人事部长摆摆手,指示司机:“我要赶到机场,以后再说!”
  八天之后,王晓玲出现在部长的办公室。办公桌上放着丈夫调往下属二级单位的人事通知书。王晓玲白皙的手放在部长肥胖的手上,通知书随即被撕碎扔进垃圾桶。
  “罚你三杯!”部长对王晓玲的丈夫笑道,司机连忙倒酒。
  “是,应该应该!”王晓玲的丈夫端起酒杯,笑比哭还难看。
  
  An Accident
  
  By XIEBG
  
  Honk!
  Beep!
  Seated in a car, Wang Xiaoling was looking out of the window, dumbfounded at the crowded vehicles.
  “Mom, when shall we arrive?” Her son kept asking. Her driver husband could do nothing but fish out a lighter and light a cigarette.
  “Smoke again! Can’t bear it!” She blamed. “Dad! Look!” As her son pointed to the open space ahead on the right, her husband turned the wheel abruptly. Phut! The car was crashed into right in the middle.
  “Wow!” Her son threw himself in her arms, in fright; while her husband got off and moved around to the other car, whose bumper was thrusting into his car, and whose broken headlights were drooping at a tilt, bits of glass scattered all over.
  “What’s the matter with you?” Her husband fired the first shot.
  “What about you?”
  Then came a flurry of familiar coughs from the back seat of the trouble-maker; inside the car sat Personnel Minister, whose face was stiffly lengthening.
  “Don’t…don’t know…it’s…it’s your car. Sorry.” Her husband kept apologizing.
  “Then what do you do?” said the driver, with a menacing tone. “Leave it now. Drive me to the airport. Hurry up.” Personnel Minister waved his hand as he gave his instruction.
  Eight days later, Wang Xiaoling showed up at Personnel Minister’s office; on the desk lay a personnel announcement that her husband was transferred to some subordinate unit. As a fair-skinned female hand was put on a plump male hand, the announcement was torn into pieces and thrown in the dustbin.
  “Three cups as a punishment!” Personnel Minister laughed as the driver immediately came over to pour.
  “Right, right.” Her husband held his cup, smiling bitterly.
  

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