马小洛升官/高玉安(赵金基译）

程思良

马小洛升官/高玉安
　　
　　突然间，马小洛就像是换了一个人。领导玩牌的时候，他不再是倒完水后一个人远远地呆着，而是挤在领导身边偶尔也诈一下领导的底；酒桌上，不再斯文，咋咋呼呼地划拳，常常是烂醉如泥。
　　于是，领导出门也开始带着马小洛了。
　　出了门的马小洛，就像是一匹脱了缰的野马，只要领导说一声想一个人出去转转，领导前脚一出门，马小洛紧接着就跑得没了踪影，一直到领导用电话把他拽回来。
　　后来，马小洛终于出事了。
　　马小洛怎么也没有想到，领导出门后不到一小时就回来了，领导开门的时候，马小洛急匆匆地提裤子，一脸的尴尬。领导拍着马小洛的肩膀黑着脸说，马小洛同志，你怎么能在和领导一起住的房子里做这样的事呢，最少也得选个地方嘛，说完后哈哈大笑。
　　马小洛无来由地就和领导的关系亲密起来。
　　后来，当了副领导的马小洛，在洞房里搂着漂亮的妻子说，我大学那个班长出的这个馊主意还真他妈的管用，妻子拧了一下马小洛的鼻子，亏你想得出，差点没让你领导把我光屁股看见了。
　　
　　Promotion
　　
　　By Gao Yu’an
　　
　　Somehow, Ma Xiaoluo had changed dramatically. When superiors were playing cards, instead of staying alone somewhere else after pouring them water, he would naturally stand by and occasionally play a trick or something; while drinking, he didn’t behave himself, but took frantically to finger-guessing games, thus usually being dead drunk.
　　Gradually, Ma Xiaoluo had won the honor of going on business trips with his superior.
　　Whenever on a business trip, Ma Xiaoluo would feel like a wild horse without its reins; once his superior chose to be left alone out somewhere, he would disappear immediately and wouldn’t turn up until his superior called him back.
　　But an accident had ever happened as follows.
　　That day Ma Xiaoluo didn’t expect his superior would come back to the hotel room in less than an hour; so he was in a haste to put on his pants with an embarrassed look as his superior opened the door. His superior patted him on the shoulder and scolded him in a solemn manner. “Comrade Ma Xiaoluo, how can you do such a thing in the room shared with your superior? You should have known better.” With this he burst out laughing.
　　Somehow, Ma Xiaoluo had since been much closer to his superior.
　　Later, Ma Xiaoluo had been a superior himself. One day in his new apartment, he held his lovely wife in arms as he said, “Thanks to my monitor at college, that dirty trick he suggested does work well.” “Sick man, I was risking my nudity!” With this she gave his nose a tweak.
　　

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