劁不得/赵群 (赵金基译）

程思良

劁不得/赵群
　　
　　强子花了三年时间，辗转了三个城市，才追查到“准姐夫”水旺的踪迹。
　　三年前，心野了的水旺，不仅卷走了强子姐秀秀的私房钱，还丢下怀了孕的秀秀，神秘地蒸发了！姐姐的遭遇激怒了强子，强子一跺脚就追出了庄。
　　“姐，你放心，俺一定给你讨回公道！”
　　强子每天都给家乡的姐姐发短信。
　　家乡的姐姐也没闲着，找了镇上有名的刘律师，也一纸诉状告发了水旺。
　　几天前，强子终于打探到了水旺的消息：他在北京混出了“范儿”，盘下了一家洗浴中心，当了大老板，还有了新欢。
　　“姐，俺给你讨还公道去！”
　　他给姐姐发完这条短信后，就直奔水旺的店。听说水旺的生意很红火，人手不够用。他要去应聘搓澡工。
　　热气腾腾的包间里，灯光朦胧。
　　“开始吧。”
　　有人来应试，水旺必亲躬。因为当年他出来混时，干的也是搓澡工。
　　三年没见，躺在搓澡床上的水旺旺得像头猪。
　　三年没见，当年十七岁的强子，如今也强壮成了一头牛。
　　强子用一把修脚刀在水旺的老二处一晃，水旺就悚出了一泡尿。
　　“姐，俺就听你一句话，你说劁不劁了他？” 他拨通了姐姐的电话。
　　“别，别乱来，劁不得！你水旺哥拿走的钱，是刘律师‘私了’赔给他的啊！俺对不住他，也没跟你说实话……”
　　
　　Justice
　　
　　By Zhao Qun
　　
　　Qiangzi had spent three years exploring three cities before he tracked out where was his “would-be” brother-in-law by the name of Shuiwang.
　　It was three years ago that Shuiwang, a bastard, swept away all savings of Qiangzi’s sister by the name of Xiuxiu, and evaporated secretly, leaving behind Xiuxiu who had been pregnant. Outraged by her misfortune, Qiangzi rushed out of the village with a stamp of his foot.
　　“Sister, rest assured; justice is yours!”
　　Day after day Qiangzi sent short messages back home to his sister.
　　Meanwhile she hired a lawyer by the name of Liu who was well-known in town, to sue Shuiwang in court.
　　Several days ago, Qiangzi was informed of Shuiwang’s trail. The bastard had made his fortune in Beijing, possessing a bath center; now a big boss, he had another woman.
　　“Sister, justice is yours!”
　　With this short message to his sister, Qiangzi hurried to the bath center. Shuiwang’s business was so prosperous that he was in need of new employees. So Qiangzi applied for the job as a body scrubber.
　　It was dimly light in the steaming hot bath room.
　　“Go ahead!”
　　Of course, Shuiwang personally interviewed all applicants, since he first started his own business working as a body scrubber.
　　For the past three years Shuiwang had grown as fat as a pig on the chopping board.
　　For the past three years Qiangzi had grown from a 17-year-old boy up to a strong bull.
　　In horror Shuiwang peed at once, as Qiangzi waved a pedicure knife over his penis.
　　“Sister! To geld him or not, it’s up to you.” He dialed his sister’s number.
　　“No! Don’t do it! That money was paid him by Liu as a private compensation; I cheated on Brother Shuiwang. I wasn’t telling you the truth…”
　　

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