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处长的手机/肖福祥(赵金基译)

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处长的手机/肖福祥
  
  处长有三部手机,功能不同,装放的位置也不同。
  一日,他的妈妈给他打来电话,说:“儿啊,你好久没有回家了,给我买点米回来吧。”
  电话还没有通完,另一部手机的电话铃响了。
  处长不想得罪妈妈,没有理它。
  处长和妈妈通完电话后,拿起了那部手机。电话是他的情人打来的,情人问:“你在干什么,怎么这么久不接电话?”处长不敢说假话,说:“我在给妈妈通电话。”情人说:“谁重要?”处长说:“以后不敢了。”
  处长和情人的电话还没有通完,第三部手机的电话铃响了。
  处长不敢得罪情人,没有理它。
  处长和情人通完电话后,拿起了那部手机。电话是他的夫人打来的,夫人问:“你在干什么,怎么这么久不接电话?” 处长说:“我在和妈妈通电话。”
  
  The Chief’s Mobile Phones
  
  By Xiao Fuxiang
  
  The Chief had three mobile phones which were put in different places for different uses.
  One day, the Chief’s mother was calling him on the phone, “Son, it’s a long time since you last came around. Do buy me some rice when…”
  At that time the Chief’s another phone rang.
  Meaning not to annoy his mother, the Chief chose to ignore it.
  When the Chief was through with his mother, he answered the ringing phone.
  It was his mistress who was calling. “What are you up to? Why keep me waiting for so long?” inquired the mistress.
  Not daring to tell a lie, the Chief confessed, “I was talking to my mom on the phone.”
  “Who counts more in your heart?” said the mistress.
  “That won’t happen again.” The Chief said.
  The Chief and his mistress were still talking on the phone when the third mobile phone rang.
  Not daring to annoy his mistress, the Chief chose to ignore it.
  When the Chief was through with his mistress, he answered the ringing phone.
  It was his wife who was calling.
  “What are you up to? Why keep me waiting for so long?” She inquired.
  “I was talking to mom on the phone.” said the Chief.
  

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