别跟朋友过不去/段国圣（赵金基译）

程思良

别跟朋友过不去
作者：段国圣；翻译：赵金基
　　
　　张三被他的上司李处还有李处的几个朋友拉去喝酒，席间气氛相当热烈。酒足饭饱后李处捅张三的腰说去楼上KTV，张三推辞家中有事，不去了。李处很不高兴，说张三不够朋友，张三犹豫了一下说好好好，去吧。一行人兴致冲冲地涌入包厢，包厢里很热，张三脱了衣服，李处的朋友朝服务生大声吆喝：叫几个小姐来。小姐应声而入，一个小姐贴在李处身边坐下，李处顺势抱住，另几个也分别把小姐揽入怀中。这场景让张三很不自在，尤其是李处的举止让他有些吃惊，他不想久留，推开一个小姐站起身向他们表示了万分的歉意，一一打过招呼后退了出去。
　　出了酒店，张三才想起衣服还丢在沙发上，便折回身，取自己的衣服。嘴里不停地说你们玩你们玩，我来取衣服，这时李处正搂着一个小姐在她身上乱摸。张三朝他呵呵一笑取了衣服匆匆离去，可没走多远，张三又发现手机不在身边，肯定是落在包厢里了，张三无奈只好再次折回，张三的两次进入让李处感到有些疑惑，张三再一次表示歉意。弓一弓腰离去。
　　可现在张三不得不还要进去一趟，因为他的钥匙有可能也丢在里面了。这一回张三没有离开，很爽快地说我还是跟哥们一起玩吧。
　　
　　Don’t Play out of Tune
　　
　　by Duan Guosheng
　　
　　Chang and his boss Lee, as well as several friends of Lee’s, went to the public house, where they had feverishly drunk their fill. “Let’s go upstairs to the karaoke box.” Lee suggested with a nudge on Chang’s waist. “Not me; I’ve got to go home.” Chang declined. “You’re playing out of tune.” Lee frowned. Chang hesitated for a second and said, “Sure, let’s go.” High-spirited, the party swarmed into the box. It was a sultry box; Chang took off his coat as Lee called to the waiter, “Bring in the girls!” With the sound entered the girls, who had respectively thrown themselves into the men’s arms. Chang was very embarrassed; he was rather stunned at Lee’s behavior; he wouldn’t stay any longer. He pushed the girl away, raised himself up; he expressed his sincere apologies, beckoning to everyone, as he retreated.
　　As he got out, Chang realized that he had left his coat behind on the sofa; then he returned to fetch the coat. “Sorry, sorry, but I forgot my coat.” Chang muttered as he caught Lee’s hand swimming in the girl’s breast. Nodding clumsily, Chang hurried out with his coat. Yet, he hadn’t gone far before he found his mobile phone missing; it must have been left in the box. When Chang returned for a second time, Lee looked somewhat puzzled. Chang bowed apologetically as he receded with his mobile phone.
　　But Chang had to return for a third time; it was most likely that his keys had been left in the box. This time, he didn’t retreat. “Hey, guys, let’s play in unison!” Chang said generously.
　　

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